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Friday, 25 January 2019

Video: Don't Blame Native Americans for Nathan Phillips' Bad Behaviour

In today's video, I don't talk about RPGs. I know that's unusual for my channel, but I wanted to share some thoughts about Nathan Phillips and the whole "Covington Boys" incident.  There's been a lot of videos about this, but in this one I'm talking about something I haven't seen other people talk about: the way that Phillips' has made use of non-natives' ideas about "Native Spirituality" to try to manipulate people.

And at the same time, that it would be unfortunate if Phillips' bad behavior was blamed on other Native Americans.  A lot of those I've talked to don't like him any more than the rest of us do.

So check it out:



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Thursday, 24 January 2019

16 Gonzo Characters for Your OSR Campaign!

Hey guys, it's time for another RPGPundit presents. And the premise of this week's issue is pretty straightforward.  If you are readers of my blog, you've probably been following my epic half-decade long DCC "Last Sun" campaign, which is now being developed slowly in the various Presents issues.

Well, "RPGPundit Presents #64: 16 Gonzo Characters of the Last Sun" treats you with 16 of the famous PCs from the world of the Last Sun, including:

-Publio, who was trained wrong on purpose
-Kenneth, AKA "Elvish Presley"
-Zaphar the acolyte
-MC Untouchable
-Ironbutt the Metal Ex-Cleric
-Schuul the murderer
-Uncle Shebubu, of the cult of Ack'basha
-Ted the Elf (Bill's brother)
-Bytharion the Trisexual Wizard of the Azure Order
-Night the Pirate Elf
-Vishal the Foul
-Constantia the Torturer
-Sahar son of Saharin, Dwarf Wizard
-"Ropetrick" the worthless wizard
-Sotar the Fanfiction Writer
-and Ack'basha the Cleric himself!

Each of them is fully stated out, along with backstory, and equipment.



The characters in this collection range from levels 1-5, and can be used as player characters for a gonzo pickup game, or as awesome NPCs for your ongoing Gonzo OSR or D&D campaigns!

So, whether you're a fan of the Last Sun setting or just looking for a bunch of weirdo PCs or NPCs, be sure to check out RPGpundit Presents #64: 16 Gonzo Characters of the Last Sun on DTRPG, or check it out on the Precis Intermedia Webstore.

And while you're at it, be sure to pick up the rest of the great supplements in the RPGPundit Presents series:


RPGPundit Presents #1: DungeonChef!

RPGPundit Presents #2: The Goetia  (usable for Lion & Dragon!)

RPGPundit Presents #3: High-Tech Weapons


RPGPundit Presents #5: The Child-Eaters (an adventure scenario for Lion & Dragon!)









RPGPundit Presents #17: The Hunters (an adventure for Lion & Dragon!)




RPGPundit Presents #21: Hecate's Tomb (an adventure for Lion & Dragon!)































RPGPundit Presents #54: Medieval College Adventures (compatible with Lion & Dragon)




RPGPundit Presents #58: Expanded Prior History Tables  (compatible with Lion & Dragon!)






Stay tuned for more next week!

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Wednesday, 23 January 2019

Real Magick in RPGs Cont.: Aliens!

So yesterday I left off talking about Kenneth Grant.  You might remember him from an earlier blog entry as the one-time leader of a movement in occultism that argued that Cthulhu and all of Lovecraft's other creations are real.

Again, the fact that he died peacefully of old age in his bed a couple of years ago and didn't end up splattered all over the walls of his temple, or simply disappear without a trace, is pretty much proof that Grant was wrong about Cthulhu being real, in my eyes.  But in any case, long before he was a Cthulhu-loon, he was an alien-loon.

Now, you can take all of what I'm about to tell you and, for your own RPGs, postulate "what if its real??".  That would be the easy path.
What I'm saying is, I dare you instead, to ask "what if its all total bollocks and the dudes who believe this are just nuts?"; potentially with the addition of "but what is real, and interesting, are the kind of spiritual forces that lead one to this madness".  If you're running an occult game, to me its way more interesting to talk about the Qlippoth, about these broken shards of never-reality that do not exist and yet can have an effect on reality; and that drive insane those fools who call out to them for power.
If you're running a horror game, then the real horror is if its absolutely all in your head.  Note that one of the things magick teaches is that "it's all in your head" doesn't mean what we think; it doesn't mean that the thing doesn't actually exist, or that it can't do stuff in the world.

All of that is way more interesting than little green men, but let's get back to them.

First, some context: the mid-1940s.  Aleister Crowley was a very ill old man by that point, and practically penniless, having given all of himself to magick.  He had, to quote his own words, "little left but pipe and wit" (something I suspect I'll end up saying when I'm that age too).

Kenneth Grant was, in 1944, a 20 year old weirdo; he'd been interested in the occult from puberty; and had been reading  Crowley from the age of 14.  Finally, he had gone to meet the great old wizard, and Crowley immediately hired him to be his secretary (and de-facto general butler and caretaker).
What's all this to do with aliens?  I'm getting there.

What happens next really depends on who you believe.  If you read Grant, Crowley and he had an idealized guru-chela relationship, they were both crazy about each other, and Crowley clearly meant for Grant to be his successor.  If you read Crowley's letters and writings from that period, Grant was one of several students, clearly one he had some hope for, but there was always a sense from Crowley that he was making use of Grant as one of the few hopefuls of a bad crop; by that time, almost all of the O.T.O. and the A.'.A.'. (the two magical orders Crowley had run) had collapsed.  Crowley's original students who could have been his great successors, particularly Frater Achad (but also people like Victor Neuberg, J.F.C. Fuller, and a little later Israel Regardie) had all betrayed or abandoned him.  Now, many of Crowley's steadfast remaining students (like Karl Germer, Jane Wolfe, or Gerald Gardner, the founder of wicca) were of near-equally advanced age to his own.    Crowley was looking for a long-term successor, a spiritual heir, and there were three good candidates: Jack Parsons, the brilliant rocket scientist (but he was unpredictable and Crowley felt he was often immature), Grady McMurtry the soldier (but there was a risk he might die in the war, and he was the least tested of all the students), and finally Kenneth Grant.  I think that Crowley felt Grant was weird; he knew Grant was always a social misfit, he probably saw the glimpses of obsession and the risk of delusions in the boy even then.

In any case, Kenneth Grant, on visiting Crowley's home, noticed and fell entranced with an old picture piled up among the things in his cramped quarters.  Specifically, this picture:




See where this is going?


Now, this is a very interesting picture.  Crowley drew it in 1919 (note, decades before the whole "grey alien" thing became a big deal; and it sure looks a bit like a grey alien). The picture was titled "LAM".  As far as anything else we know about it? Once again, the story differs whether you listen to Kenneth Grant, or to anyone else.


According to anyone else (including Crowley, via his diaries): The picture was something Crowley drew for a hipster art exhibit while he was living in the U.S., then he used the image once for one of his books (to illustrate "A lama"), and then never paid any attention to it ever again. He never again mentions it in his diaries, for example, except to mention the day he gives it to Grant (where he once again calls the painting "the lama"). He had originally refused to give the painting to Grant until he passed a basic magical test, which Grant failed; but eventually relented and gave it to him anyways (clearly, Grant had been quite obsessed with it) when Grant helped Crowley overcome a severe asthma attack (probably by getting Crowley medically prescribed heroin).

According to Grant: Crowley and Grant engaged in a powerful working on the astral plane. Crowley's giving Grant the portrait was of extreme significance, because it in essence singled Grant out as Crowley's true heir. The figure of "LAM" is an extraterrestrial entity from the star Sirius, who was also Crowley's "holy guardian angel" Aiwass, the two were one and the same.   LAM is meant to guide mankind to some unspecified transformation.  Later on, it was revealed that he was in contact with Yuggoth and the Great Old Ones.    It is also connected to the "Tunnels of Set" which can be voyaged by "Tantric Time-Travellers" through "intra-cosmic Cthonian capsules".

After Crowley's death, Kenneth Grant ended up becoming the de-facto representative of the O.T.O. in England (the official successor in England was supposed to be Gerald Gardner, but a serious illness and a trip to the U.S. for health reasons disqualified him at the time).  He started a new lodge, which he ended up quickly turning into a kind of cult (possibly the closest thing to a real life mythos cult that ever actually existed), and got himself expelled from the international O.T.O., only to claim that he was in fact the one true worldwide head of the order (in what was only the first of several major schisms in that group following Crowley's death).  Then he spent the next sixty years of his life writing book after book about Sirius, tantric time travellers, the dark side of the tree of life, Cthulhu, and LAM.

Most occultists think he was absolutely crazy; but there were quite a number of occultists, and still are, who actually believed every word.  Of course, most of these don't actually do any work.  Nor did Grant go into great detail about practices to actually do (with LAM, for example, he outlined a very basic ritual that involved doing a banishing, devoting your aspiration to the "great old ones" and then staring at the picture for a very long time while chanting "Lam lam lam, etc.").

Anyways, there you have it.  Some occultists actually think that when they do magic, its to speak to aliens.  Most occultists make fun of them.  Do with that information what you will.

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(Originally posted March 21, 2014)

Monday, 21 January 2019

Covington Facecrime


The Left now thinks its OK to call for your kids to be physically assaulted, set on fire, their school shot up or burned down. All these are things that have been suggested should happen on Twitter to the boys from the Covington school. And we have visible proof that Twitter AGREES. The call for there to be a school shooting at Covington was reported to Twitter, and twitter found it did not violate their rules for hate speech.

I'll note that when I once pointed out the STATISTICALLY TRUE prevalence of Sunni Muslims in worldwide terrorism, that was something they decided violated their rules.

But calling for a child to be set on fire and shot for wearing a MAGA hat and for not looking submissive when a professional fraudster/protester walked up to HIM, and got in HIS face with a whole group of other aggressive leftist protesters (in an age where leftist protesters are known for being able to break out into violence for no reason whatsoever)? That, to Twitter is completely acceptable.




There's talk of suing the media companies like CNN for spreading the vicious LIES and slander against these kids, and I hope that happens. But I hope someone also makes sure to hold Twitter LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE. Because Twitter is in clear violation of US law in terms of its responsibility to be a neutral content provider if it wants to be immune to legal consequences for things people post on their site.

Twitter bans people on the right for literally nothing.
But it cheers and retweets and gives special Blue Checkmarks to people calling for insane levels of violence, even against children, so long as the people doing the tweeting are on the Left and the children in question are those horrible white male children of the right.

There's no question where all of this is headed. If you're anyone but a hardcore leftist (and even if you are, but fall into the wrong demographic), if they get their way you are going to end up in a gulag.

We need to stop trying to call for some lenient means of appeasement with the left. We've tried them all. There's no negotiating with a terrorist and no calming a rabid dog. Unless they are stripped of every last means of control they have, and unless their leaders in politics, the media and industry are made accountable for their actions, this will all end in killing fields and then the fall of the West.

Rule of law needs to be restored and be credible, and nothing destroys that like the idea that there's different rules for one side than the other. One side is guilty if they don't make the right face, the other side isn't guilty even if they beat you to death with a bike-lock.

How much longer does anyone think the Right will keep just "taking the punch", when every time they do they get blamed and punished for being there to be punched anyways, while the people actually throwing the punches get away with it, over and over again?

If that distinction isn't rectified by government and the establishment in both the public square and the Virtual Public Square that is social media, then all confidence in the justice and fairness of the rule of law will be dead, and people will need to take matters into their own hands.

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Sunday, 20 January 2019

Inappropriate Characters, Guest Starring The Evil DM!

Here's our latest episode of Inappropriate Characters, fresh off the Livestream, where we had our second-ever guest panelist, The Evil DM!

We talked about:

-his latest products
-his latest article for Bleeding Fool
-his upcoming new edition of Mazes & Perils

Plus:
-the 2019 Zelarts Scholarship (this is a very good cause! Please support it and share it!)
-The 2nd anniversary of President Trump's inauguration, and whether or not Venger (an infamous Hillary voter) will actually vote for him in 2020
-Venger's new OSR Kickstarter 
-Grim's new webstore for controversial RPG products (and non-controversial ones, I assume)
-The new NPR/PBS poll that reveals Trump now has 50% support among Latino/Hispanic voters!
And more!!

Check it out:



Don't forget that if you want us to make more videos per month (and for Venger to be allowed to stay up past his bedtime) you can support us on Patreon!


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Saturday, 19 January 2019

Inappropriate Characters Tomorrow! With Special Guest!

Hey y'all, this is just a reminder to everyone that tomorrow will be a new episode of our youtube show Inappropriate Characters!

Join me, Venger and Grimjim, and this time only a Special Guest (you'll have to tune in to find out, but it's someone from the OSR) as we talk about the important events and controversies in the world of RPGs.

So, that's tomorrow Sunday January 20th, at 7:30PM CST (that's CENTRAL Standard Time).

Hope to see you there!


Classic Rant: Real Magick In RPGS: Space Gods!



Yesterday's "classic rant" gave you some very tiny glimpse of the weirdness that can be one's life when one plunges deep down the high magick rabbit-hole. Of course, that's 'material' weirdness, which takes the form mostly of what Jung called "synchronicity", combined with what Peter Carroll calls "apophenia" (the power of finding connections in things that do not appear to be connected). Both of these, to someone who is outside the experience, seem like they could amount to nothing at all really happening; sometimes to those inside the experience the same doubt is left planted.

But its when you get to the non-material level that cosmic-scale weirdness comes into play: conversations with what Crowley called "praeterhuman intelligences", and astral trips to insane psychedelic visions. That's the stuff no one but the magicians can experience, though sometimes the effects it produces on Earth do. So I thought I'd share a bit about the level of craziness that these kinds of things can get up to in the real recent history of occultism, so you know just what kind of thing you could put into a "realistic" magical campaign:

Take today, for example. Today (March 20th) is the Equinox (spring, for those of you in the northern hemisphere, autumn for those down in the south). The Equinox is a cosmic event, the moment where there is a perfect balance of light and dark; it was important to the ancient pagans since we first started figuring out the stars. Most modern neo-pagans celebrate it as a fertility or harvest festival (in spite of most never having planted or harvested anything more serious than a pot plant in their life), for Thelemites and magicians, this is remembered as the celebration of the "Equinox of the Gods".

Back in March 20, 1904, the apocalypse happened. 
Aleister Crowley was on his honeymoon with his wife Rose in Egypt. This being 1904 where if you were rich and British you could do any fucking thing you wanted, Crowley actually arranged for the two of them to spend the night in the King's Chamber of the motherfucking Great Pyramid.
At this time, Crowley had kind of given up on his old magical training, and was mainly a Buddhist, but he couldn't resist the temptation of doing some little magical ritual inside the ancient pyramid; so he tried to summon up some sylphs.

This would be such a significant moment that future Thelemites would produce art about it:



That was when Rose, who had no experience in magick or knowledge on the subject, started to experience some odd states where she claimed to Crowley that the god Horus was looking for him. Crowley, more annoyed the credulous, proceeded to perform a dozen tests on her to try her claim, all of which she passed, guessing at details about Horus that a woman of her education had no hope of knowing. This led to Crowley performing a grand invocation of Horus on March 20, 1904, a ritual that broke all the regular "rules" of magick, following the precise instructions given to him by his non-magician wife; and from this Crowley made contact with a being called Aiwass, who was both Crowley's Augoeides (his "Holy Guardian Angel", his higher self) and a messenger of the god Horus. And by "made contact" I mean that according to Crowley's own description he was literally hearing Aiwass speak to him in a strange voice from the left corner of the room.

Crowley was told that this act has marked the "Equinox of the Gods", the end of the previous Aeon or age. But this is more than just a calendar question (though indeed this is the Thelemic New Year), the end of an Aeon means the end of all collective reality as it is understood, the end of the way human beings relate to the world. It's a fundamental "Paradigm Shift"; in this case, away from the Aeon of Osiris (which was typified by the relationship between humanity and the divine being a parent-child relationship) into the Aeon of Horus (being humanity's "adolescence", where the childlike attitude toward creation is gradually abandoned, and humanity begins to "play god" for themselves; learning how to control its own physical and spiritual evolution). 
Crowley had essentially experienced the "end of the world", and the start of a new one. That would only be the start of his strange experiences in Cairo; the Thelemic Holy Season runs from March 20 (the Great Invocation of Horus and the Equinox of the Gods) until April 8th, 9th, and 10th, when Crowley received the Book of the Law, in a magical dictation from Aiwass; which, even if you don't believe a word of it, would still have to classify as a truly astounding feat of automatic writing. The Book of the Law is a SAN-burning holy book full of strange visions, numerical tricks and mysteries, Egyptian imagery, and the declaration and details of a profound moral philosophy of self-transformation, the law of Thelema, which governs the new Aeon.

So anyways, back to that ritual in the pyramid: here we have an ancient structure (Great Pyramid) meant to align with astronomical details, and Crowley unleashed something inside it. That something was apparently Horus. To a magician, a god like "horus" wouldn't be thought of as some literal dude with a hawk-head living in a physical heaven; rather, this would be a "discarnate entity", an "intelligence" that represents a set of ideas, a kind of archetype. 

Except of course, there are a few magicians who think that the Gods are literally:







That is, more accurately, hyper-advanced extra-dimensional beings who are trying to communicate with us as part of a plan for human evolution, or possibly for some other far more crazy shit.

Did I say "Crazy Shit"? That means Kenneth Grant, the Cthulhu-worshiping insane last-disciple-of-Crowley's can't be far behind! I mean, the guy already literally venerated the Great Old Ones and believed that the Cthulhu mythos was real, and they're a kind of alien, so no surprise that he would be into aliens too.

He was actually into aliens first, they're what led to most of his nuttiness. Why? Because Crowley was once nice to him and gave him a painting. But I'll save that for tomorrow's entry.

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(Originally posted March 20, 2014)