10th Anniversary Classic Rant: Indie Game Writer

Indie Game writer (Lennon-McCartney-Pundit)


Hey Mr.Edwards, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, you couldn't tell to look...
It's based on a premise no one wants to play,
But we'll call it "art", cause I want to be an Indie Game writer,
Indie Game Writer.

It's an dirty game about my dirty mind,
"Unwashed" "normal" gamers wouldn't understand.
With enough perversion it is bound to fail,
But I'll get some cred, cause I want to be an Indie Game writer,
Indie Game Writer.

It's an "ashcan" version, and the rules all suck,
But I'll be writing more if I make a buck.
If I just get mentioned on Vince Baker's blog,
I don't need real success, I just want to be an Indie Game Writer,
Indie Game Writer.

If you say its bullshit, well you may be right,
But you'll be banned on RPG.net overnight,
If I had real talent I would not be here,
But I'm just a fake, so I've got to be an Indie Game Writer,
Indie Game Writer.

RPGPundit

Currently Smoking: Neerup Egg + Image Perique

(Originally posted October 22, 2008)