This covers the times just before and just after the session I reported on most recently in this blog entry.
Without further ado:
(TRIGGER WARNING: super offensive gang of ordinary human beings daring to have fun. Do not read if you are a hysterical regressive. Or, yeah actually read it, because I really want you to feel all offended because Fuck You):
Backstage: The Backstagening, Book III
Morris: I will take this opportunity... to bring chaos to Tolia. Tolia will be set on fire, and so all of their minotaurs, burning to the ashes...
Bill: We can live with that, we can certainly hire a cleric in high bay. Hire or Charm, or make addicted to something.
Morris: kidnap... or whatever
Chu: Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer unofficial commandeer of an autonomous healbot.
Bill: That is also a good idea. Let's see if Anthraz has one of those.
Chu: Well, killing a halfling and throwing him through the window, not one of my proudest moments.
Bill: I have seen/done worse.
Chu: Yep, not gonna question that. Haven't even done a genocide yet.
Morris: Well, allowing chaos and destruction take over the world in some early future, not one of my proudest moments.
Bill: Chaos is another type of order.
Fishman: What. No, it's not. It's like saying "Black is another type of white".
Drunken Master: it is, when you turn lights off.
Morris: Whooooooooooo *Mind = blown*
(Cut: lengthy political debate about Trump based on my "Deplorables" blog entry.
I should note our Player party is politically diverse: the Drunken Master (formerly Ackbasha) is a literal hardcore Trotskyite in real life and pretty much opposes the whole structure of western governments, the Fishman is a center-leftist and very not into Trump, I am (as you all know) a Trump-supporting Libertarian, Chu is an Alt-Right Shitlord, Bill is a general shit-disturber, and I have no idea what Morris is)
Bill: I thought "The Deplorables" is quite good as a description of the party.
Fishman: Also known as "Shit, not them again".
Drunken Master: Actually, "Shit, not them again... and who are you fishman?"
Bill: His name is Losha. The fishman has a name
Pundit: Bill has White Guilt.
Fishman: The guy who killed several minotaurs and giants with one single lvl 1 spell.
Bill: Radiant white elf privilege.
Drunken Master: Ekim Mystical Mask?
Bill: Chill touch? Spider climb ?
Fishman: COMPREHEND LANGUAGES, BITCH!!
Bill: Enlarge while "chill touching"?
Fishman: Screw you guys.
Bill: We still love you, fishman, you are like Yahoo's Babel fish for us And you are good too, when there are no cold beverages around
Drunken Master: and you are rich on omega-3
Chu: Top kek
Fishman: I have an omega-3 dispenser right here for you! *grabs crotch*
Bill: Oh me god!
Drunken Master: that's the hole you use to fertilize eggs.
Bill: You see, this is much more interesting than to contaminate this haven with partisan chat
Chu: Yep I have always wanted a chat about the implications of fishman and the nature of his genitalia
Pundit: Could a halfling critical a fishman?
Bill: *wags finger*
Fishman: If you gaze too long into the fishman's genitalia, the fishman's genitalia will gaze into you.
Bill: Unless the fishman's genitalia have a codpiece with Ekims Mystical Mask, that protect them against gaze attacks
Fishman: It does.
Drunken Master: 1:00, those are the fishman's genitals:
Bill: What's going on? Why would bbc 3 produce that?
Morris: Today I'll be a little late, I'm waiting for delicious sea food for lunch, no offence Fish-man, I'm sure they are not your relatives.
Bill: Late like what?
Morris: Like half an hour, maybe
Fishman: Yeah, I'm gonna be there closer than 4 than to 3 too...
Bill: Sharing a meal with Morris and your fish relatives, you sick cannibal
Fishman: Losha is a fishman FISHERMAN. What did you thought he ate?
Drunken Master: Dick. He eats dick.
Fishman: Meat is meat.
Drunken Master: before zach gallifianakis turns into the official face of the drunkard, I want to let you know this is the one I had in mind.
Bill: Plus the half-plate
Drunken Master: that was in Tholia, before joining the party
Bill: *wine bottle warrior*
Chu: Wait... What was the name of the Half-elven queen?
Bill: Loretta - identified as woman before it was cool
That's all for this time. If you're amused by seeing a glimpse of the banter between my players and between their adventures, let me know, and I might post some more of these.
Currently Smoking: Lorenzetti Poker + H&H's Beverwyck