In last night's adventure, which was apparently so good I crashed early and thus am writing this blog entry a day late, the players had quite a bit of fun, consisting in:
-Failing to sell your pop-singing hypno-toad
-Having to avoid the hellhounds of a sorcerous ex-wife
-Engaging in the most hilarious bazaar haggling scene ever
-Being shot at by snipers after their halfling decided to stop for tea and backgammon rather than sounding the alarm.
-Dying due to being mistaken for the wrong halfling.
-Being kidnapped by two spaniards.
-Mistakenly thinking you're naked in front of a gang leader
-Being cursed by the Snake Witch
-Hearing increasingly perturbing rumours about the mad wizard Nicodemus
-Entering into a room with too many fish-men.
-Meeting a suspiciously friendly ghost.
-Facing a horde of skeleton-ballerinas.
-Going one Thermite Grenade too far.
-Finding the room with the most important ring in the world, and then burying it under a ton of rubble.
-Flattering Queen Boo-boo to avoid being eaten by her army of feral halfling punks.
-Winning the favor of the second most powerful person in the entire city; meaning that the most powerful person in the entire city and all his minions will now be trying to kill you.
-Trying to convert the world's most infamous alcoholic to the true faith in a desperate bid to avoid getting 23 stab wounds in the back.
That is all, for today.
Currently Smoking: Ben Wade Canadian + Image Latakia