(here's some more of the no-longer-private backstage chat on social media among my DCC players, about the campaign):
Shabubu: Everything worked, mostly because of our peace loving ways, or shabubu would like to think that.
Bill: I Could picture these animals in DCC:
Pundit: Well, I guess it'll remain to be seen, whether or not Bill comes.
Equestrian: So it's gonna be a surprise!
In my experience, Bill 's surprises are not really enjoyable.
Pundit: It's Schrodinger's Bill. He's in the Neutral Zone right now.
Transparent Wizard: He is being used by his patron for evil purposes and voluntarily evil at the same time until you open the box.
Bill: Ass and hole at the same time, or neither.
That did sound much better before I wrote it.
Shebubu: "That sounded better in my head" is changing from a catchphrase to a way of life.
Bill: better than "I teleport and throw a grenade"!
it's almost up there to 'I shoot magic missile at the darkness'.
Shebubu: Well, They are from very different realms, one is from the realm of the impossible, while the other is from the realm of faulty planning, Like becoming a cleric.
Bill: Ah, poor incompetent cleric. You just need more money to burn!
Shebubu: Well, I am already Feeling the Bern, Like 500 gold to the trash in one go.
Bill: Small change.
Transparent Wizard: You never saw Ackbasha complaining.
Bill: Exactly! Be a good Shububu. Follow in the steps of Ackbasha!
Except the part where you kill bill.
Pundit: The money isn't the goal. First you get the money. Then you get the power. And then, you get murdered by a minotaur.
Equestrian: Whoa whoa whoa!
Hold on a second!
You can't cast Magic Missile at the darkness.
Shebubu: Well, maybe if you name someone the darkness you can. Mind = Blown
Equestrian: That joke has been done to death.
Shebubu: Well Magic Missile to the darkness haves probably more years than some people on the internet right now.
Equestrian: And any other combination of magic missile and darkness chu.
Shebubu: Holyfuck, 1996, that is how old the whole magic missile thing is. 20 fucking years.
Equestrian: That's....not that old, dude.
Shebubu: From internet time its old.
Equestrian: Just like your mom!
Bill: Hello darkness my old friend.
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