Morris: Just imagine... a conversation between Chu & Whoom.
Bill: Nightmare.
Fishman/Hoom: Hoom.
Chu/Shebubu: Hoom? You know, your mutant.
Morris: Hoom? Your character!
Fishman/Hoom: Keep doing it. I'll have my revenge.
Chu/Shebubu: You should chill, my friend.
Fishman/Hoom: I AM A FUCKING COLD MUTANT! I AM ALREADY CHILL!
Morris: I don't know what happened to you but I can certainly try to help you in taking your revenge or whatever.
Chu/Shebubu: Well, what happens, happens it's all in His great plan.
Fishman/Hoom: You fucking deserve each other.
Morris: It was my great plan, yeah.
Chu/Shebubu: Yep, we are both humans, he's my Hugga.
Morris: Oh, you mean... forget it.
Fishman/Hoom: I said "fucking deserve" not "deserve fucking".
Chu/Shebubu: Man, way to ruin dreams.
(Pundit added Dwarven Kidnapper to the Conversation)
Pundit: I'll note I think someone left a bag of dice at my place.
Fishman/Hoom: Does it look like it was ripped by a Halfling? No, I have mine kangaroo's scrotum in my bag.
Drunken Master/Axe-bard: is it black? maybe it's mine
Pundit: Possibly. I don't remember now. Too lazy to check. If your dice are missing, they're the ones that are here.
Drunken Master/Axe-Bard: I'm too lazy to check right now too. We will figure it out some time, when I need them and I don't have them.
Fishman/Hoom: IT'S A LAZY-OFF
Pundit: Mainly for Dwarven Kidnapper: This is the very long thread from theRPGsite with the archive of past adventures. It's not obligatory reading, but if you want to look feel free. The archive only keeps a record of adventures played up to one full year ago.
And for a more updated glimpse at stuff that happened very recently in the campaign, here's the last two gaming logs:
"DCC Campaign: No Cleric Can Fix What's Wrong With Me"
"DCC Campaign: We're Injury Besties"
Dwarven Kidnapper: ok, i'll read it, thanks. Is this Axe-Bard's Lute-Axe?
Morris:
Bill: We totally need to Mend that luteaxe.
Dwarven Kidnapper: aye, you're right my witty companion, that's an axe who must be fixed.
Chu/Shebubu: Who is going to fix it?
Bill: Bill.
Chu/Shebubu: Oh, right, you could do that. Like reverse-destroy things.
Bill: Yes. And I roll a D24 for mending. Need to get one year in the fire plane or the magic plane to increase affinity.
Dwarven Kidnapper: If u let me "take with me" a fine dwarven lass i could wait 1 year...
Bill: Wanna come with to the fire or magic plane?
Dwarven Kidnapper: a fire dwarf who throws fire axes would be nice to be, could i become one there?
Bill: Not that I can think of, you would need some magical type of fire axe.
Chu/Shebubu: G.O.D. always finds a way.
Dwarven Kidnapper: maybe if next time we got ourselves a demon couldn't we try to capture it and use it... i don't know perhaps doing some weird soul magic thingy and make it a fire demon axe? it's that a possibility?
Chu/Shebubu: Nah. You need to know how to make magic swords.
Bill: and guess who is the only one even near that level of wizardry? But does not have the spell...
Chu/Shebubu: And either way, I am not going to go and feed him and take it out to walks.
Bill: Exactly.
Dwarven Kidnapper: A demon pet sounds nice...
Bill: we already have a potential high maintenance demon idol; plus a demon pet, sounds very expensive. Vet, food, chip, toys, flee medicine, rabies shots, all that stuff. And washing, who will wash a fire demon? I know I'm not!
Dwarven Kidnapper: We could get more people to do it for us! I know a way or two.. it's easy. And cheap!
Bill: if we get one, he is all yours, but if he turns on you, I'm gonna be obliged to say: I told you so.
Chu/Shebubu: And then again I am the only one that can potentially bind it if I ever get to level 3, But then again, I am probably going to die around the next 30 minutes If I continue the Goodie-two-shoes cleric act.
Bill: I never killed any cleric, just for his personality...Actually, I never killed a cleric, period
Chu/Shebubu: Not saying you.
Bill: Well, there seems to be a very murderous thief among us. Are you referring to him?
Chu/Shebubu: Two to be exact.
Bill: Oh yeah, the sniper thief. But I doubt that one wants to kill you just for being a cleric.
Chu/Shebubu: He wants to kill because he haves no chill : ^)
Doesn't matter, loving this cleric either way.
Bill: and as a standard, clerics are quite annoying as fuck.
Fishman/Hoom: Related to your last article:
That's it for today! Stay tuned for more later.
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